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Hair grows THERE?!?!?!?!, Male, from Somewhere in the deep dark trenches of Prog.
I just tried to turn pro in the 2013 Guitar Draft. What the hell was I thinking? Aug 26, 2013
- MeloGuarnera was last seen:
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I'm a Guitarist (like 1,038,594,857,320,394 other people on Remulac, Ceti Alpha V (KHAAAAAN), Romulus, Qo'noS (Damn Klingons), Omnicron Persei 8, and Melmac (but I don't eat cats, well...those with 4 legs). I play progressive metal and jazz fusion.
- If its Tuesday I'm a guitarist.
My make believe agent also said to tell in my bio that I'm born and raised in Italia. (That is, Bologna Italy for you squares).
I hate pickles and I like real cheese (definitely not that yellow government cheese I keep finding in America).
According to Issac Asminov I'm a thought criminal, or did Ray Bradbury say that? Hell, I can't remember, once there were three sci-fi writers walked into a bar....and I left a guitarist.
Music is my way of life. Now to get the music pays my bills part down without being raped by corporate America I can leave the vaseline out at night without fear the black coat A&Rs will come for me.
SignatureBlack Shampoo has to be the only film I ever saw where not even the funky soundtrack could save its ass.